A man walks in a bar with the most beatuiful woman any man has seen and a little man on his shoulder...
he orders drinks for the Woman and he... he goes to pay for the drinks and pulls out a wad of $100 bills... pays the bartender with one and tells him keep the change...
as he is about to sip his drink, the little man reaches out and smacks it outta his hand...
This happens about 3 times and Finally the bartender can't stand it... and asks whats up with it...
"well I found a bottle with a genie in it that granted me 3 wishes..."
"First I wished for the most beautiful Woman in the World... and here she is"
"2nd I wished for a never-ending Roll of $100 bills... hence your tip..."
"3rd I wished for a 12 inch Prick"
... the man points to his shoulder and says
"and there he sits"